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My iphone is helping me lose weight

As you know I am weird.  I don’t think like a normal person and I don’t have normal conversations.  So when you read this I want you to know and believe that my weigh loss goal has nothing to do with a new years resolution.  Or some weird desire to get a tan and take [...]

Dear Josh Where have you been?

So April has been one of the worst/craziest/hardest/longest/stressful months of my life there are about 100 stories to tell but let me just put up the latest development.

I would like to tell you that I have some great story to tell about slamming down a few red bulls and then reinventing EXTREME! The truth is [...]

Movie Execs just pirated from me

Fact - I invented fat guys running marathons on October 6th 2007
Fact - My nickname has been “fatboy” since the 7th grade - ask anybody they will tell you
Fact - My wife is way more attractive than me
Fact - I better get something from these guys - I will settle out of court for [...]

Second place is just the first loser

So I knew it was a bad marathon. But I had no idea how bad until my wife decided she would be wonderful and look it up.
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I have a number of excuses for this including having a broken bone in my foot (I think - I get my cast off tomorrow and [...]

The Day after the Marathon

 
I thought this video was pretty funny. I feel it for sure. Being afraid of the stairs is pretty funny.
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Marathon Schedule

This is my schedule for the race.
6:45 - Take 3 extra Strength Tylenol and 4 Ibuprofen
7:00 - Start Running (eye of the tiger should be Qued on Ipod)
7:00-8:00 – feel really good about the race and think I can do this!!!
8:00-8:20 – think where in the hell is that mile 7 aid station????
8:21 – Arrive [...]